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thefluffingtonpost:

Plush Toy Turned Out to Be Real Dog

When Wendy Holmes brought a stuffed animal home from her local Toys ‘R’ Us, nothing appeared out of the ordinary.

“It was just a cute stuffed dog,” Holmes tells The Fluffington Post. “It was a Christmas present for my daughter.”

Later that afternoon, her shopping bags started rustling.

“Turns out it was actually an adorable puppy,” Holmes explained. “He must have been sleeping in the bin. Now that I think about it, he did look a little different from the other toys. That must be why I picked him out.”

Via cranberryandvodka.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY IN THE WHOLE WORLD

1) How did the puppy not wake up until she got home?

2) How did no one realize that Hey! That stuffed toy is breathing! And has a pulse!?

Also, where the hell is the closest Toys R Us that sells puppies at the price of stuffed animals??? I MUST GO.

hemostcertainlywillnot:

lutricity:

penrose-the-ricktator:

everyday-im-governing:

misswoozel:

tomhiddlestonofficial:

an israeli politician 

makes sense i guess

Senator of the Republic of Poland…da fuq?

King of the Belgians oh yeaaahhhhh

A Dutch football player

Huh

Chen Jingrun, a crazy smart chinese mathematician. Damn, what happened there? I suck at math.

Walter A. Haas, Jr. I was the CEO of Levi’s holy shit

Kenneth Porter, WWI Flying Ace. BAD ASS.

just-living-the-life:

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vorca:

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corgisandboobs:

In some of those pyramids, the Sons of the Harpy are plotting new murders even now, and I am powerless to stop them.


Awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhh.

They lead by example and gladly martyr themselves on bloodsoaked battlefields, the highest sacrifice that is expected of them.

In their heart, many Space Marines feel that their Chapter is just a little bit better then the others.

just a little bit better

Scrap-heads, burn outs, wasters. (Ravenor) Mmmm well this not going to be fun.

Though always busy with the never-ending business of outfitting, supplying, and leading a Steiner BattleMech Lance.

This was kind of annoy as I had to grab a book out of the thousands on my ereader. ended up choosing the top one. 

At first I almost didn’t recognize him.

>didn’t recognize him

>recognize him

>HIM

well than

this is going to be interesting

“He [C. Willet Cunnington] portrays the Victorian woman as having been “the perfect lady,” a being who was sexually repressed, but who “unconsciously” strove to increase her sexual attractiveness.” -Fashion and Eroticism, Valerie Steele.

No.

“So great an act of faith demands patience and persistence.”

From The Speaker’s Notebook by William G. Hoffman (1943, the McGraw Hill Book Company, Inc.)

Sounds promising.

“I felt her back legs give out under me.”

Presented without comment. 

“Sir!”
(oh my Gods… I’ll be very disappointed if this proves wrong)

“In the end the Golden Storm went down off Fair Isle during Balon’s first rebellion, cut in half by a towering war galley called Fury when Stannis Baratheon caught Vicatarion in his trap and smashed the Iron Fleet. “

….Whatever that’s supposed to mean. 

“It happened so quickly that Noriko Nakagawa, who sat right behind Yoshitoki, along with the rest of the class, didn’t even have time to duck”

Well then.

Battle Royale.

“suddenly then the god-cursed brute was creating havoc: greedy and grim, he grabbed thirty men from their resting places and rushed to his lair, flushed up and inflamed from the raid, blundering back with the butchered corpses.”

oh.

“‘I shall kill the Usurper myself,’ he promised, who had never killed anyone, ‘as he killed my brother Rhaegar.”

Is this good or bad I don’t know.

“He was not a young man when we were growing up and he had already suffered many kinds of ruin; in his outrageously demanding and protective way he loved his children, who were black like him and menaced, like him; and all these things sometimes showed in his face when he tried, never to my knowledge with any success, to establish contact with any of us.”

I…

This is what I get for keeping The Writer’s Presence nearby.

Wtf does this even mean in this context what xD

Evaluate each expression for a=-2, b=3.5, and c=-4

It’s my algebra textbook guys

"There’s no reason to seem too eager." -Cosmo

…So I should play hard to get?

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